Sunday 26 February 2012

Bearwood BMX Held Hostage

Bearwood BMX has had it's fair share of dilemmas throughout the years. Nothing we wanted or even asked for, but just found ourselves to be right in the heat of the moment, and in the depths of whatever the dilemma was. The one I would like to share happened years ago, when there used to be BMX Competitions called, "Champ Of Champs". It was a Champ Of Champs Event we was going to in Nottingham, As per usual, having to wait on Brothers too turn up (COLEY, BEARWOOD TOM, MR C, MR Cs COUSIN FROM LONDON), we left Bearwood quite late in the evening, Enroute we had to make a stop off at a friend of a friends place which was in Handsworth, Only 10mins up the road from Bearwood. We was only stopping off to catch up and see if everything was good and well, We all go into the house and take our seats, and are just sitting back and talking, the atmosphere is just perfect as it would normally be, no different. Then after a while there is a LOUD KNOCK on the front door, whoever the person is, is not happy and is shouting out, "Whos All Them Lot In The House" and looking through the letterbox. This person was going on like, and sounded like a Maniac, Big Style, and PROPER ANGRY, just listening to his curses through the door was wild enough, the door at this time, which is still closed shut. We are looking at each other saying what the F*** is GOING ON HERE, and we are in a fit of laughter and Scared at the same time, The emotions are going ten to the dozen, we was not sure what this was all about, and why The Person outside is going real CRAZY, now he has turned up the madness a few more notches, So by now we are all saying, "It Can't Have Nothing To Do With Us", And Surely "We Are Just Guests, Right" We told the friend of a friend "DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR AT ALL", "NO MATTER WHAT"!! I mean their is 5 of us and only 1 of him, but that don't mean you jump into the dilemma head first, especially if you have not done nothing to aggravate the matter, and are in a state of bemusement to what has brought him to be this ANGRY, just because we are in this house. While there is a cursing showdown going on, between the person outside, and the friend of a friend who was inside, and had good curses of their own, in this time we was planning of legging it out the back door, I mean we had a Champ Of Champs to attend and had things too do so didnt need to be here any longer, All this madness was a little too much to comprehend and take in, at that moment in time and space. Whilst we was planning what, where and who would go first, (I Don't Think Their Was Many Takers On Anyone Going First). The friend of a friend ended up pushing the umbrella through the letterbox and hitting the person in the face, he was cursing whilst peeping through the letterbox. MY DAYS!!!, now he has turned it up a few more notches, and then starts to kick the front door in, BANG! BANG! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!!!. The Noise Was So Loud, (Can This Door Lock Or Even The Door Hinges Hold Any Longer??), because the front door opened up into the room we was sitting in, We are just looking at each other in shock, dry throats, and everything else that happens in them situations, whilst this door is been kicked in, DO NOT OPEN THAT DOOR!!, is what, we was shouting to our friend of a friend. People don't normally go this Barmy, I mean this level of anger was "Above The Clouds" for sure. I'm couldn't say what we was still doing here, we should of legged it 10 minutes ago, out of that back door to be fair. Then "SMAASSSHHHH" a House Brick comes in through the front window, and nearly takes off a Bearwood Coleys head who is sitting just below the window, SH** now it is on, Then the friend of a friend opens the front door really fast, out of Disgust and Anger, and before we could shout NO DONT DO IT!!, Soon as that door opened, this guy came rushing in on his own, furious, with a BIG Butterfly knife in his hands, OH S***, It is really on now, he is going REAL REAL REAL!! now, When the umbrella hit him through the letterbox, we never realised it, but it hit him in the Eye, (Truthfully He Deserved Alot More That Just That Umbrella). EH no joke, that one Eye was more Red than the other one. He is doing all The Butterfly Knife tricks, spinning it around and all that nonsense, like he is at an audition of some sort. This guy is flying with alot of verbal Cursing towards us all, and not worrying about his language, nothing short of bananas, he was tempting us too stand up, and take him on. He was One CRAZY DUDE!, I'm Like, to myself by now, Lord get me out of here, i'll be good from now onwards, I'm sure all the boy's had God in Mind at that Precious Moment. He now picks up the Housebrick that came through the window earlier, then proceed's to smash it into the music stereo system, this causing a blackout in the house. All the lights have gone out now, Electrical Failure Big Time, it's pitch black now, all you can hear is curses, and all you can see is this Big Knifes blade just shimmering from the very little amount of light coming in through the broken window. It was quiet on our end except from the odd whisper from someone asking you where the back door was. Then whispering back, NO dont, are you mad, just sit tight and watch what his hands are doing. Bearwood BMX had come Face to Face With The Devil On This Evening, No Two Ways About It. He Left After throwing a few more minutes of mad curses, and Displaying His Knife Spinning Skills at us. In The End He Calmed Down And Left The House. What A Mad BAS**** He Ended Up Being. Too Close to comfort that one was for us boy's, Bye Bye's where being bounced around the room as we legged it out the door and we made our Great Escape. WE WAS GONE!!, Get Into The Car, QUICK, LOCK THE DOORS, QUICKLY LETS GET THE F*** OUT OF HERE, Wheel Spins And All. Nottingham!!! Were On Our Way!! Lesson Learnt Was Know Your Exits, And Not To Go Back There Ever Again, And That There Is Alot More Notches To Turn Up Than You Would And Could Ever Think. MUCH PEACE AND BLESSINGS. BEARBMX

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hahahahaha

Anonymous said...

BEARWOOD !!!!!!!!!!!